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Name: chase
Location: Huntsville, Alabama, United States
Birthday: 9/26/1944
Gender: Male
Interests: slim pickens for a vienna sausage/coffee. fdr's new deal. waffle house with renea as my waitress. bowling. bowling well. the six-ten split. building sheet forts. gilmore girls at ten am. alphabet soup. bubba tubbing. clapping for extended periods of time. saying lines from arnold swarchzennaager movies. trying to spell arnold swarchzennaager. jumping on the trampoline. corky romano. watching nate with intrigue. john hancock in a splint. skip-it.
Expertise: to havin asonit. everytime ina expounded it.
Message: message me
AIM:  oovaleye
Member Since:
5/12/2005
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| i really have nothing to say. nate just wanted me to update this thing they call xanga. i'm ready for the high school vs. college softball game tomorrow. they don't know this, but i spied on the high schoolers during their practice today and know everything about them. i mean, i think we'll be ready cause now we know all their secret plays and stuff like that. | | |
| well yesterday was my last day doing construction work. i guess between that and summer school it was just way too friggin ridiculous to handle, so i decided to quit. but the funniest thing happened right before i left. i was about to get in my car and leave when this mexican (Pedro, really), who by the way is like hardcore gang mexican, came up to me and was like, "Man, if you ever need anything, and I mean anything, I can make a phone call and it'll be yours. Like, I can even get you Teletubbies and stuff like that..." i said wow, you are hardcore, you can get me teletubbies? it was probably the funniest thing ever, but because i didn't want him to fight me, i just got in my car and drove off into the sunset... | | |
| yep, floated down the guadalupe river this weekend. wow, good times float down the river with a buncha drunken idiots. ya one guy was so drunk that he climbed to the top tree limb of a 15 foot tree and slipped off. he fell pretty hard and scratched his entire back and hit a rock head first at the bottom. pretty scary when he didn't come up for a while. i think he was embarrassed cause after he came up outta the water he swam like 524 feet and 11 inches away from where everyone was watching him. | | |
| no funny stories today at lunch except that a rat came up to me while i was sitting on the ground. i said, "go away rat." entonces he left. | | |
| i'm beginning to just love going to work because of all the funny stories. and what's funny about it is that it always happens on my lunch break. i'm sitting on the same steps as friday aobut to bite into my peanut butter and jelly sandwich when this white trash huge fat tall bearded ugly man who does all the painting walks up to me and was like, "you ever have diarear. i mean i got some real bad diarear come out my #@$ today and i don't think it's ever gonna stop. i talked with that lady up there at the cvs store and she said i done a number on myself so i needs to take pepto bismom or somethin'. if you can see it i think i did a little bit as i almost fell off the ladder just fore i come down to eat me some lunch. i got me so scared that wouldn't you know it i $#@% myself. can you really see it?" and i was like, "well, i'm gonna have to kindly decline and not look because if i do i don't think i'll be able to finish my lunch, but i'm sure it's there." and with that i went and threw the rest of my food in the dumpster and walked away.
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